3:15pm Drove to Ft. Worth
4:42pm Remembered that I had one job: go. to. the. bank.
4:53pm Went to withdraw money to pay for tomorrow’s appointment
/hours of time with friends who live near my doctor/
9:30pm Bed time at Casa de Shafer
12:30am Nervously having to get up to pee every 20 minutes since I laid down
12:38am Last time to look at phone and force myself to try and sleep
5:50am GO TIME! Let’s take some tests!
6:50am Out the door, off to the doctors
/testing begins and finishes around 12:00pm/
A lovely ensemble consisting of a paper vest and loin cloth were laid out for me to change into. After changing I was told to lay on my side and a nurse put a bunch of goop on my chest so she could listen/look at my heart. It was fascinating to hear all the noises! It sounded like sheet metal bending. Probably not what she heard, but I enjoyed it. Next, she had me lay flat while she looked/listened to the veins (arteries?) in my legs. The goop is cold and uncomfortable, but all in all, the test wasn’t horrible. Apparently I drifted off for a while and snored, according to the lady who had been testing me. I wouldn’t have known aside from the drool on the side of my face. I did manage to have a lovely dream about picking out a fish at PetSmart.
Breathing, breathing and more breathing. Then breathing on a bike. Then breathing on a bike while balancing one arm on the nurse. Then breathing, peddling furiously, stabilizing on the nurse and using four fingers to grip the handle while one finger was hooked up to another monitor. I also had 10 little sticky electrode sensors stuck to me, but I was less conscious of these because, you know, balance. At first I’d been nervous about the physical test. I’d read horror stories on the internet about obese people who elect to have weight loss surgery done- their cardio tests had been intense running. No, thank you. When I heard I was just going to have to do the stationary bike, I actually laughed at the lady on the phone and told her I could ride a stationary bike for 3 days without stopping and thanked her for making me feel better.
“Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.” Prov. 16:18
One: bike seats HURT. Who wants to sit on a hockey puck and bike their hearts out for half an hour?
Two: 8-10 minutes? 8-10 minutes of hell. Max heart rate 8-10 minutes is significantly different than 8-10 minutes of casual biking.
Three: I hate stationary bikes.
Next was meeting with another doctor at the office. He answered more questions. Honestly, I don’t remember much about what he said because I was too busy thinking about how bad my posterior hurt from sitting on a glorified brick for 30 minutes.
Then off to a meeting with the dietitian, nutritionist and completing my pre-op class. This was information overload. I loved it! I finally got to find out what my pre-op and post-op diet is going to look like. I can go buy vitamins now! Soon I’ll go buy soups and stock up on all the protein my heart can stand. I like to prep, ok? I was also given a fabulous pair of leg squishers to prevent DVT post-surgery. I’m looking forward to them because I’ve never participated in the leg warmer fad. Now’s my chance! No, really. I just don’t want DVT and I’ll wear whatever goofy apparatus they want me to in order to recover the best way possible.
Several hours later, I walked over to the checkout desk. The lady at the desk looked up and said, “Ladd?”.
“You just looked like you’d been here for hours. Let’s get you out of here.”
I’ll probably post more about what the dietitian & nutritionist said. I’ve really enjoyed reading others stories about what they can/can’t eat pre-op and post-op. Although they’re almost all the same, it’s interesting to see the slight variances. Hopefully y’all find it interesting too!
After I walked out the door, I felt even better about everything. I know this is the right decision. There is no doubt that this is going to be a difficult overhaul of my current life and situation, but I feel so much peace and excitement! My next test is the 29th. My liquid diet starts on the 6th. I’ve got lots to do between here and there and can’t wait to get started.